Thursday November 22, 2007
Punny Stuff
1. I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the man whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
4. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
6. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
7. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened criminal.
9. Thieves who steal flowers from a garden could be charged with stalking.
10. We’ll never run out of maths teachers because they always multiply.
11. The professor discovered that her theory about earthquakes was on shaky ground.
12. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
13. If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
14. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
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