The ugliest, stupidest fashion trend ever

I HAD avoided it like the plague but there I was with my big toe caught in the loose threads of a pair of ripped jeans and doing an impromptu jig to keep my balance.

Okay, it was my fault in the first place to have taken it from the shelves in Uniqlo without noticing the rips, because they weren’t obvious on the white pair of boyfriend-cut jeans.